It just wasn't working and I wanted to cry and since knitting's supposed to be "fun", I decided to look for a different pattern.
I thought this one would fit the bill nicely. But for some reason I messed that one up real good too...3 times.
Okay, I think I've finally gotten it now. I'm going to [try to] stick with Knitty's Juno Regina, albeit a smaller version with less diamond pattern repeats.

I can get my lace fix plus have a good deal of mindlessness in the middle so that I don't shoot myself trying to finish all these Christmas presents.